bombing:

walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need

this is funny to me because i am a barista and one of my customers was literally talking to me about a Wes Anderson movie today.


Sep 17 0:51with 14,347 notes

Where are you going, where do you go?


Sep 16 14:10
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